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This page lists dialogue from Jetpack Joyride 2.

Some of the dialogue pieces were changed in transition from Open Beta to the Apple Arcade release. Most notably, some of the dialogues that had Barry Steakfries were replaced with Betty Beefpies, and all instances of "Mikhail" were changed to "Mik".

Note: Italic text indicates thought bubbles, used when the character is having inner thoughts. Bold text indicates more spiky dialogue bubbles, used when the character is angry or overexcited.

For the dialogue from events, see Jetpack Joyride 2/Dialogue/Events.

For the dialogue from challenges, see Jetpack Joyride 2/Dialogue/Challenges.

Legitimate Research[]

Tutorial[]

(Level starts)

Craig Nice to see you, Barry.
Barry Oh hey... It's Greg, right?
Craig Craig. Do you remember how the Jetpack works?
Barry Yes, but I feel like you're going to show me anyway...
Craig Press "Action"/Tap and hold to boost.

(Tutorial Section 1)

Craig Yeah, you're good at it!
Barry It's almost like I've been doing this for the last 10 years...
Craig Now, collect 50 coins.
Barry Do they have chocolate inside?
Craig For the hundredth time, no!

(Tutorial section 2)

Craig Not bad, Barry Steakfries, not bad.
Now it's time to test your reflexes!
Do you think you can dodge those Zappers ahead?
Barry Hey nobody said anything about Zappers!
Argh!

(Tutorial section 3)

Craig Pretty good! But that's not all, Barry.
Legitimate Research has been getting pretty sick of all your break-ins
and finally decided to do something about them...
Introducing the Legitimate Research Guardbots!
Barry Obviously I'm just going to shoot them down.
Craig Hey! You were supposed to leave all weapons in the little box in the lobby!

(Tutorial section 4)

Barry Is that it? I thought you had a challenge for me Craig.
Craig Oh boy, repairing these robots will take some time!
Now listen, the Score shows how well you are performing in your current run.

(The game shows Score at the top of the screen)

Barry Yeah, Craig, I grew up in the 90's. I know what a videogame score is.
Craig Survive and Knock down enemies to get points and increase your Score!
Barry Piece of cake!
Craig Pay attention, a Power-up token is approaching!
Pick it up and get ready for action!

(Tutorial section 5)

Craig Well done! You are prepared for testing a new Invention!
Barry Yes, let's get that Vehicle token!

(Tutorial section 6)

Craig It seems like you got enough Score to get the attention of the Boss!
Barry Boss? Ha! I'll show that boss who's boss.

(Boss battle starts)

Brains How dare you, Barry Steakfries!
Barry Professor Brains! Cute Guardbots. Ever thought about designing some that can actually guard stuff?
Brains Arrogant as ever! You won't be laughing once I'm done with you!

(After Professor Brains is defeated)

Brains Curse you, Barry Steakfries!
Barry Hehe... Good times!

(At the results screen)

Barry Pretty good, hey Craig?
Craig Very impressive, Barry. You collected a nice amount of XP.
XP will unlock rewards and new ingame content!

(Player earns XP and levels up)

Craig Keep playing to earn XP and unlock more rewards.
Barry Awesome!

Sector 1[]

(On the map screen)

Craig Good job Barry! You completed the stage and unlocked a new laboratory!
In every new laboratory you will find new and more powerful enemies and hazards.
...so don't forget to upgrade your Jetpack!
Barry Wait, I can upgrade Jetpacks now?
Craig You can! Follow me!

(At the start of the level)

Craig Hey Barry, here's your first mission, try to clear this sector for me!

(The game shows very first mission "The Beginning")

Barry Huh... okay, any particular reason?
Craig I hate that pinata!

Sector 2[]

Barry Yeah, first level completed. Quite easy I might add.
Craig Those bots were test bots. Watch out for the Elite Walker!
Walker Bot Blip blip blip!
Barry More toys to play with!

Sector 3[]

Brains Oh, damn it!
Barry Did you see that? I'm amazing!
Brains Shut up Barry! I'm tired of you sneaking into my lab!
Introducing the ultimate Guard bot! Mwa-haha!
Guard Bot Bloop bloop bloop!
Barry Let's have some fun!

Sector 4[]

Craig If you want to stop Barry, we should design a new bot.
With X-Ray!
Target detection!
Double Hyper cannons attached...
and a Super Shield!
Brains No way! Just take an old bot, increase it's health and add a moustache!
Guard Bot Bleep bleep bleep!
Craig Sigh...

Sector 5[]

Barry Moving through the lab is proving easy for Barry.
The Science Crew !!!
Barry Hey! Who are you!
The Science Crew Prepare for problems! You are no match for us!
Barry We'll see about that!

Sector 6[]

The Science Crew Awww... That hurt!
Betty Haha, these guys are funny!
What's next, Craig?
Craig Prepare to face the Rocketeer bot!
Rocketeer Bot Blup blup blup!
Betty It's time to smash some new bots!

Sector 7[]

Brains What's happening here?
Why are they getting so far?
Craig Don't worry Professor, the Elite Rocketeer has been just assembled!
Barry Hey Craig, are you helping me or are you my enemy?
Craig I wonder the same...

Note: In the Open Beta builds, Brains was asking Craig "Why is he getting so far?", referring to Barry Steakfries specifically. The dialogue was first added to the game before Betty and Robo-Barry were introduced as a playable characters.

Sector 8[]

Barry Hey Craig, why don't you fix your damaged helmet?
Craig Because if I did so, you wouldn't recognize me.
Barry Good point.

Sector 9[]

Brains Argh! You again!
Barry Hey Professor Brains, why don't you appear in the first Jetpack Joyride game?
Brains I was actually there all the time, at the end of the level.
Barry I guess my score was not high enough.
Energizer Bot Blap blap blap!
Barry Alright, new toy in the office!

Sector 10[]

Craig Awesome! You have reached the end of the laboratory!
Professor Brains awaits at the end of the last sector of Legitimate Research!
Betty I have big expectations with a big boss fight at the end of the level!

Subterranean Labyrinth[]

Sector 1[]

Barry Haha, Professor Brains was not a match for Barry Steakfries!
Wait... what is this place?
Minertaur Who dares to enter the Labyrinth of the Minertaur?
Barry ...knock knock?

Sector 2[]

Betty Who thought it was a good idea to throw bubbles to stop me?
Minertaur They're not bubbles!
Betty Bubbles... bullets... it reminds me of a game I used to play in the arcades...
Minertaur That game has nothing to do with it okay!?
Betty Ok ok, just chill...

Sector 3[]

Brains Bubbles?!
You really thought you could stop anybody using stupid bouncing bubbles!?
Minertaur Sorry Professor! But...
Brains No excuses! You fool! Bring the Kamikaze-bot and finish him off once and for all!
Minertaur Sir yes sir!
Kamikaze Bot Crin cron cran!

Sector 4[]

Craig Haha haha!
Barry What's so funny?
Craig Have you seen those scientists?
They are all wearing the same uniform. They're so ridiculous!!
Barry But... Craig... you...
Craig Haha haha!
Barry Nevermind.

Sector 5[]

The Science Crew Surprise!
Barry Oh no... you again?
The Science Crew You got lucky last time, but now it will be different!
Barry Really? What has changed since then?
The Science Crew The budget!

Sector 6[]

The Science Crew Awww...
Barry You'd better ask for a better budget next time!
Craig Be careful, you will find new dangerous hazards in the next sector!
Saw Bot Bruuuum!
Barry Sorry, but I don't like shaving.

Sector 7[]

Betty Why are there so many pinatas?
Craig It's simple. With so many workers it's always someone's birthday!
Betty I guess that makes sense...

Sector 8[]

Minertaur Are you enjoying the Labyrinth of the Great Minertaur?
Barry Labyrinth? You must be joking. It's a straight line!
Minertaur It's been designed by me!
Barry I see. Now I understand it...
Minertaur Silence! You won't escape from the labyrinth this time!
Barry Sigh...

Sector 9[]

Barry Hey Craig, why those scientists don't get burnt when touching the lava?
Craig Because they're wearing the special boots.
Barry Oh really?
Craig Nope, but the developers are too lazy to create a burning animation.

Note: In the Open Beta builds, the scientists did not have a burning animation, with the dialogue lampshading the lack of them. The animations were added in the Apple Arcade release of the game, but the lava still does not harm the scientists.

Sector 10[]

Minertaur Ok, I'm getting tired of you, little rats!
One more step and I'll stop you myself!
Barry Finally, I'm ready for a new epic boss fight!

Arctic Industries[]

Sector 1[]

Barry Yeah, baby, We're number one!
Wait, this place is really cold. Is this the North Pole?
Craig Oh no! You've entered...
Mik THE ARCTIC INDUSTRIES!
GLORY TO MIK!

Sector 2[]

Barry Holy balls! This place is cold!
Craig Now you wish you'd never torn off your sleeves, hum?
Barry What? No way!
Living without sleeves is my lifestyle.

Sector 3[]

Betty Hey Mikey!
Mik It's Mik.
Betty Are you aware that freezing the player is annoying?
Mik Come on! Just pound the controls rapidly to get unfrozen!
Betty Oh really? I didn't know that...
Mik Yes... we should probably add a tutorial.

Sector 4[]

Barry I expected more from you Mikey.
Mik It's Mik, and I've not even started with you!
BRING THE ROBO-CHASER!
Robo-Chaser PRIN PRIN PRIN
Barry Wow!
Not bad Mikey, not bad...

Sector 5[]

Barry I think Mik isn't 'cool' enough for us.
The Science Crew Guess who's back?!
Barry Oh... the Science Crew... what a unsurprising surprise...
The Science Crew Don't tell me you expected us?!
Barry Come on guys, you appear once per lab. It was obvious!
The Science Crew Anyway, prepare for trouble!

Sector 6[]

The Science Crew Awww...
Betty I'm starting to take affection to these 3 guys.
Freezer Bot Chuck chuck chuck!
Betty The fun seems to go on!

Sector 7[]

Brains I'm surrounded by incompetents!
Mik But they're too elusive.
Brains I'm not interested in your excuses!
You sure don't even know the company rule.
Mik "Do what is in the best interests of Legitimate Research".
Brains Well this time you were lucky.

Sector 8[]

Betty Hey, why are you wearing a mask?
Mik There is a weird smell in the air.
Betty I hope it's not toxic waste.
Mik No way, cauliflower was on the menu today.

Note: The dialogue was completely different in the Open Beta builds:

Barry At what point did you think it was a good idea to tie a missile to your back?
Mik It's not a real missile, it's a canteen.
Barry Okay, another cliché
Mik What? You think it's full of vodka just because I'm Russian, right?
Barry No no, I didn't mean to say that.
Mik Well, as it turns out, yes. But that doesn't mean anything.

Sector 9[]

Mik Prepare to compete against my latest creation!
Introducing...
THE BOXER BOT!
Boxer Bot Chuck chuck chuck!
Barry It has nothing against my... Mega Barry-Punch!

Note: "Mega Barry-Punch" is a reference to the third episode of Jetpack Joyride Shorts, "Robo-Barry", in which both Barry and Robo-Barry use it as the name of their punching attack.

Sector 10[]

Mik I must admit that I'm surprised.
I never expected a guy like you could reach this point.
Barry A guy like me? What do you mean?
Mik Well, you know... you're probably not the strongest man in the world.
Nor the most handsome.
I'd say that you're not even intelligent enough
Barry ...but...
Mik That is all. I finished.

Moon Tomb[]

Sector 1[]

Barry Bada bing, bada bam (bada boom)
Craig Oh no! You have awakened the most fearsome of villains! I have to get out of here!
Queen V Admire the owner and ruler of the iconic Moon Tomb.
You have standing here before your eyes, an authentic deity who knows innumerable magic spells.
Bow down to the great Queen V!
Barry Barry here, what's up?

Sector 2[]

Brains It's unheard of that anyone is able to stop them!
Queen V Come on honey, trust me.
I helped you summon all those monsters in Monster Dash, remember?
Brains And what do you propose this time?
Queen V Spread your wings, Robo-Beetle!
Beetle Bot Flup, flup, flup

Sector 3[]

Betty I like your carnival costume.
Queen V You will pay dearly for having awakened me from my slumber!
Betty Slumber? How long have you been asleep?
Queen V To be honest, since last night.

Sector 4[]

Barry Hey, so you do magic and stuff?
Queen V You'll find out in sector 10, honey.
Barry Come on, make a rabbit appear!
Queen V How dare you! Free the Robo-Cobra!
Cobra Bot Tss, tsss!

Sector 5[]

The Science Crew The Science Crew is back!
Barry You again?
I thought that we had definitely defeated you.
The Science Crew You are not the only one who knows how to resurrect.

Sector 6[]

The Science Crew Another defeat, what a shame!
Barry Until next time, lads.
Craig Be careful! Queen V has summoned new poisonous enemy!
The Robo-Scorpion!
Scorpion Bot Flinch, flinch!

Sector 7[]

Barry In that suit you look like a bee.
Yes ... some kind of queen bee.
Oh... wow... I understand your name.

Sector 8[]

Minertaur Hello, I was passing by, How is everything?
Betty Nothing interesting, just fighting Queen V.
Minertaur I see... that's good...
Betty ...
Minertaur Hey, do you know where the exit is?

Sector 9[]

Barry Not in this universe, my universe is the original!
Betty What? No it isn't, I am one who has traveled to this parallel universe!
This is just a stupid version where you all have changed gender.
Barry Wait... you mean that in your universe there is a ...
female Professor Brains ?!
Brains I was there once!
That woman is horrible!

Sector 10[]

Queen V Your smugness has gone too far.
You have offended and outraged the queen of the Moon Tomb.
I will use all my power against you!
Prepare to suffer!
Barry Sorry? I wasn't listening.
Queen V You are too irritating!

Neontropolis[]

Sector 1[]

Queen V Phew, after all this fighting I'm a bit tired.
I think I'll go back to my sarcophagus and take a little nap.
Barry I bet she has set the alarm clock for 100 years from now.
Red Photon Am I interrupting?
Barry Uh, who are you?
Red Photon Hi, I'm Red Photon, I'm going to crush you.
Barry Relax man, just chill.

Sector 2[]

Barry What's going on with this robot?
Spinner Bot *Beep beep*
Barry Wow, what's wrong with that robot, it looks like it's broken.
Red Photon It's not a bug, It's a feature!
Barry But if it shoots backwards...
Red Photon It's my robot and I'll design it the way I want!

Sector 3[]

Red Photon Whoa, you've destroyed my spinners!
Betty If they don't like me, why do they keep inviting me!?
Besides, I did you a favor. Those spinners were old-fashioned.
Red Photon Well, I still have several warehouses full...

Sector 4[]

Red Photon It looks like these bots are defective.
I will send a complaint by fax.
Barry What are you from the stone age?
Red Photon You are so rude!
Now you will see the 2.0 version of the bot, kiddo!
Dispencer Elite Bot PRIN PRIN PRIN

Sector 5[]

Barry No one can beat Barry Steakfries!
The Science Crew Hi hi.
Barry Oh. no, the Nightmare Crew!
The Science Crew We know, we are marvel!
Barry Well, I'm going to beat you to a pulp!

Sector 6[]

The Science Crew No way, hey...
Red Photon Now you're bothering my employees too!
One moment I'm being called on my beeper.
Barry ...
Red Photon A new shipment has arrived, cutting-edge technology!
Ninja Bot Crin cron cran!

Sector 7[]

Betty Why does your costume look like an 80's action figure?
Red Photon It's cool! Fully articulated!
Betty Oof, I think your dialogues need an update patch.
You're more outdated than a cassette tape.
Red Photon Respect the grey hair, girl.

Sector 8[]

Barry Do you ever get tired?
Red Photon I am always at my best and with my batteries well charged.
...Literally...
Barry Well, I've been without a battery in my cell phone since the Arctic Industries.
Red Photon You are lacking experience.
Barry This guy might not be so "bad" after all.

Sector 9[]

Barry Why are there two giant monsters in the city?
Red Photon Ah, those? They are shooting a film.
Four shots and they're done.
Barry I hope you'll invite me to the premire!
Red Photon I'll treat you to a knuckle sandwich instead!

Sector 10[]

Red Photon I'm tired of being cool!
Prepare to be defeated by the Samzinger Beta!
Barry Fists are going to fly!

Catacomb Sewers[]

Sector 1[]

Red Photon Oh no... my circuits have short-circuited
my condensers are decondensed...
and my resistance can no longer resist...
Will this be the end... for the Red Photon?
Barry Boooring!
Craig Bravo Barry, you defeated that technological lunatic!
A new location is now available.
Nixie Welcome to the Catacomb Sewers!
Barry Argh, gross!

Sector 2[]

Craig Hey, I have hot info.
It seems that Nixie is training an army of mutants.
When she gives the order they will come out of the sewers and start the rebellion.
They intend to steal the water from the oceans and take it back to their home planet!
Barry Relax, Craig, water falls from the sky!
Craig ...

Sector 3[]

Nixie Dang it! How can I stop Barry and Betty?
Minertaur What about... bouncy balls?
Nixie ...
No, thank you.

Sector 4[]

Barry This humidity is unbearable.
Craig Tell me about it, my scuba mask is fogged up and I can't see a thing.
Nixie Hello, the atmosphere is a bit dry.
I'm going to turn on the humidier for a while.
Barry !!!

Sector 5[]

The Science Crew Sixth time's the charm!
Craig Go away guys, we don't want any trouble.
The Science Crew Look at that! If it isn't research officer no. 283764...
Craig My name is now Craig.
The Science Crew You've changed, man! You used to be cool!

Note: The Science Crew calling Craig a "research officer no. 283764" contradicts Craig's ID card from Jetpack Joyride Shorts episode "Level 2", in which Craig's Legitimate Research name was "Research Officer 2837655".

Sector 6[]

The Science Crew How it itches...
Brains All of you! All of you have failed!
Mik They are unstoppable, Professor!
Queen V Not even my power from beyond the grave could defeat them!
Red Photon And what can we do at this point?
Minertaur Maybe some bouncy balls...
Brains Silence!
Nixie, what extremely evil and wicked plan do you have in store?
Nixie First and foremost:
Turn on the humidifier.
and the following:
Bring out the Mutant Mutant
Dragonfly-Bot GRRRRR!!!

Sector 7[]

Betty She's a fish!
Barry She's human!
Betty She's a fish!
Barry She's human!
Nixie Neither one nor the other: I am a mermaid!
And from Mars no less!

Sector 8[]

Nixie Humans must be exterminated.
Betty What a toxic woman!
Nixie You are responsible for water pollution.
Betty Well, nobody's perfect...
Nixie Moreover, you are the cause of climate change.
Betty Anybody can make a mistake...
Nixie But most of all, you are behind the worst invention in the world.
Pineapple pizza!
Betty We are unforgivable...

Sector 9[]

Nixie How is it possible?
You've got me up to my tentacles!
This is the last time I will repeat it:
The next person who turns off my humidifier gets it!

Sector 10[]

Nixie Insignificant and dehydrated humans!
Prepare to be defeated by my mutant power!!!!
Craig I'm out of here! Help!
Barry Go get your ticket back to Mars, babe!

All Sectors Cleared[]

Nixie I'm exhausted, do you have a glass of water?
Barry Wow, this is all you guys got?
Betty Well, it was no bid deal!
Brains Insolent!
Minertaur Wait, I still have some bouncy balls left!
Mik Give it a rest, these guys are harder than steel!
Queen V Ugh, you don't even let one take a nap!
Red Photon They don't run out of batteries!
Brains It won't stay that way!
Craig Well, technically yes.
It seems that the story of the game is over.
Betty So soon, with all the fun we were having.
Barry How about trying it again?
Brains Now it won't be easy, get ready!

Menu tutorials[]

Upgrading Jetpack[]

Craig It's time to install the Core to upgrade your Jetpack.
Barry So you're saying I shouldn't be using it to hold the garage door open?
Craig The Core will significantly improve all your Jetpack stats.
It will also increase the Score you get during the game!
Barry Gotcha, installing Cores is good.

(After the first Core is installed)

Craig Take these Coins and buy some Health and Attack upgrades.

(Player is given 1500 Coins, after upgrading Health and Attack stats with them)

Barry Ooh yeah, I can really feel the upgradiness.

(After player earns the second Core)

Craig To install a new Core you need to spend Gems.
Here, this time I'll give you the Gems for free. Next time it's up to you!

(Player gets 5 Gems, After the second Core is installed)

Barry Did you see that? That was a banger!
Craig Let's test your new and improved Jetpack!

Daily reward[]

(After Jetpack sub-menu is closed for the first time)

Craig Hey , do not forget to pick up your daily reward!

(After player collects the daily reward)

Craig When you are ready press the Play button.

Missions[]

Craig Here it is the list of all the active missions.
Complete these missions to win a variety of rewards.
Barry Can't I just have all the rewards without completing missions?
Craig Let me think...
Nope.

Skins[]

Tailor Hi, I've been hired to make you some really cool outfits and show you how it works.
Very simple, select the one you want and equip it, try it with Betty's skin.

(After Betty's Hero Skin is equipped)

Tailor You can also change the Jetpack skins in the other tab.

(After Jetpack tab is selected)

Tailor Gotta catch 'em all!

Power-ups[]

Barry Woah, what is this place?
Craig Welcome to the Research Department.
Here we research new Power-ups and enhance existing ones.
To start a new Research you need a Token.
Take this.

(Player is given a token, after player uses it)

Barry Dude! Is that a flamethrower?
Craig Yes, when you pick up the Power-up token you will get a chance to use it.
Barry Cool!
Craig You also got enough duplicates to upgrade your "Cross Fire".
Barry Slow down, egghead. What does that mean?

(After upgrading Cross Fire)

Craig As you can see with every new Upgrade you will get Duration, Score and Coins bonuses while using it!
Barry It sounds fun... and quite addictive.

Garage[]

Barry So... here is where you keep all the new Inventions.
Craig Very good Barry, I'm surprised!
Barry and I guess I need to advance in the Experience Road in order to unlock new ones.
Craig Bravo!
Barry And of course, I assume that to upgrade them I need to keep gaining Blueprints and spending Coins.
Craig Perfect, Barry. How did you know?
Barry I'm reading from your notebook.
Craig Hey!

Factory[]

Craig Good news.
I've assembled a group of like-minded scientists and we've been working on a secret project...
I present...
the FACTORY!
Barry But Craig, this is amazing!
Craig As the owner of the Factory, you will be able to build new rooms, upgrade them and conduct research.
But let's go step by step, take these coins and build a Sales Department.

(Player is given 250 Coins, After Sales Department is activated)

Barry And what exactly are we going to sell? Gramophones?
Craig That is none of your business. But one thing is clear: The sales are legitimate.
Barry I bet they're gramophones.
Craig Soon this department will start to generate profits.
In addition, if you update it, you will optimize production.
Barry Let's earn some money!
Craig This other room is the R+D department. Let's start a new task!

(After a task is selected in R+D department)

Barry Okay, I get it. When the investigation is finished I will be able to claim the benefits.
Craig Indeed!
Watch out! A catastrophe is coming!
Barry A catastrophe?

(A tentacle catastrophe occurs)

Craig There it is again!
Help us exterminate those maniac tentacles!
Barry Barry to the rescue!

(After player gets rid of the catastrophe)

Craig You saved us, Barry!
Barry Something tells me that it will not be the only catastrophe I will face...
Craig Lastly, unlock new departments and upgrades in the Experience Road.
Barry I'm going to build the best Factory in the world!

Badges[]

Craig Hey, this is your Badges collection.
Badges give you unique special powers.
Take, this is your first Badge. You can unlock the rest of them in the Experience Road.

(Player is given Super Magnet)

Craig Now, let's equip it.

(After equipping Super Magnet)

Craig Cool! The Badge is activated and it will unleash its power when you play in the Main game mode.

Arcade[]

Craig Welcome to the Arcade!
Let's discover a new game mode!

(After player opens one of the modes)

Craig Earn XP, Coins and Materials in the Arcade to upgrade your badges.
The higher your Score, the more rewards you earn.

(The game shows mode's Record score, XP, Coins and Materials rewarded)

Craig Also, the further you progress in the main mode, the more XP and coins you will get in this mode!
Modes rotate every so often. Stay tuned to discover them all!
And now, have fun with the Arcade!

Sticker Album[]

Craig Hey Barry, got any marbles lying around?
Barry Marbles?
Craig Yes, marbles! You can get them in Endless Mode.
If you give me marbles I will exchange them for your album.
Barry How cool is that!
Hey Craig, can I borrow a few marbles?
Craig ...
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